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TAKE A SEAT and buckle up BECAUSE IT’S STORY TIME… AND THIS ONE’S LITERALLY ABOUT YOU 🫵 (JUST WITH A PLUMBER AS THE STUNT DOUBLE). 📖👀.

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AND IF YOU ARE A PLUMBER—YOU’RE GONNA FEEL THIS one IN YOUR SOUL 💀💀.

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This is Pete.

 

Pete is a plumber. 🔧🚰

 

Pete is good at fixing leaks……

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but Pete’s business has a different kind of leak. 😬

It’s 11:23 AM. Pete’s wedged under a kitchen sink, elbow-deep in someone else’s disaster. 🧎‍♂️🚰😵‍💫


His phone starts ringing. ☎️📳
On the screen: “Unknown number.”
Which, in Pete’s world, usually means one thing: new job.

​

Pete can’t answer. He’s literally holding a pipe together with one hand. 🫠
So it rings out.


And the caller hears the sweetest sound in modern business: voicemail. 😐

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Now meet Sarah.

 

Sarah’s ceiling has started doing that annoying drip-drip-drip thing. 💧💧💧

 

She’s not shopping for “the best plumber on Earth.” 🌍

 

She’s shopping for whoever responds first. ⚡ 

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Sarah doesn’t leave a voicemail.

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Not because she’s rude — but because she’s in a hurry.

​

So she taps “back”… and calls the next plumber. 📱➡️☎️

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The next plumber answers in two rings. ☎️✅

 

Sarah feels instantly safe.

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Time booked. Job locked. Deposit paid. 💵🗓️

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Pete never even finds out.

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No notification. No “you missed £___.”

​

Just… silence. 📉

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Pete isn’t lazy. Pete isn’t “bad at business.”

​

Pete is just… busy. Like you. Like every decent business owner.

SEE THAT LEAKING PIPE IN THE IMAGE below? 💧

​

THAT'S THE SIGHT OF A CUSTOMER CALLING ANOTHER PLUMBER.📱➡️☎️

​

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That annoying drip-drip-drip 💧 is not water leaking out - that's money and opportunities you're MISSING OUT ON.

​

EVERY MISSED CALL, EVERY UNANSWERED EMAIL, EVERY LATE TEXT...

​

drip...drip...drip...💧into someone else's diary. ⏱️🗓️💷

​

​

now this is where cetotherium comes in. 🐋⚙️

​

NOT TO REPLACE YOU.

​

NOT TO SPAM YOUR CUSTOMERS.

​

JUST TO PLUG that LEAK SO YOUR potential customers DON'T DRIP AWAY WHILE YOU'RE BUSY. 💧🔧✅

next time pete misses a call...

​

the customer gets a text within 60 seconds: 💬⚡

​

"sorry i missed you - want a quick quote? reply with your postcode or book here."

​

SO INSTEAD OF VANISHING... THE LEAD STAYS ALIVE. 🎣✅

and every call, text, email or online form goes into one clean lead log.📒

​

so nothing "falls through the cracks" ever again.✅

if the customer doesn't book right away, Cetotherium politely follows up.🔁

​

because most customers don't say "no", they just get distracted.

​

and follow-ups are where the money's at.💸

cetotherium doesn't just install the system - we monitor it, maintain it, and make it smarter over time. ⚙️🛠️

​

every week you get a clear summary of:

​

what enquiries came in and where they came from 📞💬✉️📝

​

how fast we responded⏱️

​

how many missed calls/texts/emails/online forms turned into bookings 🛟

​

plus the one improvement we're rolling out next week ✅

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How It Works

1

Capture 📥

. Someone tries to reach you... and we catch it

. Calls, texts, emails and/or online forms - it all goes into one safe place so it can't get lost ✅

2

Respond⚡

. We reply straight away so the customer knows "Okay, they got my message"

. And we give them a next step; book, reply, or wait for a call back 📅💬☎️

3

Follow Up + Log 🔁

. If they don't book, we send a polite reminder - not spam ✅

. No annoying non-stop messages

. No weird AI chatter

. Just a gentle nudge so that your leads don't disappear

Tools You'll Need 🧩

Cetotherium is an AI Automation Agency, not a standalone app. We set up a Lead Rescue System inside your business so potential customers don't leak away. 💧🔧✅

In plain English:

. You choose the channel(s) where you're leaking potential customers from; calls, texts, emails and/or online forms

. You'll need the matching tool(s) to connect us to your calls, texts, email and/or forms

. If you already have them - perfect ✅

. If you don't - no stress, we'll guide you through the whole setup process ⏱️

Calls ☎️

You need: Twilio

. If you already have Twilio - great ✅

. If not - we'll guide you; setup usually takes 10-15 minutes ⏱️

*Currently unavailable*

🚧Rolling out soon🚧

Texts 💬

You need: Twilio

. If you already have Twilio - great ✅

. If not - we'll guide you; setup usually takes 10-15 minutes ⏱️

*Currently unavailable*

🚧Rolling out soon🚧

Emails ✉️

You need: a business email inbox (e.g. Google Workspace, Microsoft 365 etc)

. Already have one? - great ✅

. If not - we'll guide you; setup usually takes 10-15 minutes ⏱️

Online Forms 📝

You need: Your existing website form (e.g. Wix, Squarespace, Shopify etc)

. If you already have one? - great ✅

. If not - we'll guide you; setup usually takes 10-15 minutes ⏱️

. No passwords needed ✅

. You don't give us your logins ✅

. You just invite Cetotherium into the tools you own and you can remove access at anytime ✅

. We only see your business enquiries - not your personal stuff ✅

Why It Works

. 24/7 service, replies in ~60 seconds ✅

. Natural, human-sounding messages - these get significantly more replies than robotic generic auto-response messages ✅

. Every reply gives a clear next step of your choice (booking link / reply with details / wait for a call back etc) ✅

. We send polite follow-ups (you set the limits). No spam ✅

Cetotherium Pilot 🧪

14 days . 1 Channel . Live in 48h ✅

. Recommended for first-timers✅

. Setup + testing ⚙️

. Instant reply + clear next step⚡

. Lead log (everything captured) 📥

. Polite follow-up sequence (no spam) 🔁

. End-of-pilot results summary 📊

. Starts from £395

Book a call

Prefer email? Send us your business name, website and a quick note on how your enquiries currently come in at hello@cetotherium.com, and we'll take it from there.

Built into your accounts. No passwords. Cancel anytime. 🔐✅

Start small → prove it works → scale after ✅ 

Pricing 💵

Cetotherium Core ⚙️

Monitoring . Up to 4 Channels . Optimisation 📈

. Monitoring + maintenance 🛠️

. Weekly reports and weekly improvements 📊

. Follow ups + routing (you choose the limit that best suits your needs 0-3 🔁)

. Support for tweaks within scope ✅

. Automate up to 4 channels (calls / texts / email / online forms)

. Starts from £650/month

Book a call

Prefer email? Send us your business name, website and a quick note on how your enquiries currently come in at hello@cetotherium.com, and we'll take it from there.

Built into your accounts. No passwords. Cancel anytime. 🔐✅

Frequently Asked Questions

Let me guess — you’re probably thinking:

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“Why don’t I just hire a receptionist like a normal person?” ☎️

 

Receptionists are great — but hiring one means recruiting, payroll, taxes/pensions, HR, cover, training… and all of that’s just like… “ugh 😒”, right?

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And that’s before we even get to the reality that customers don’t only reach out between 9–5. 😅

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Also — if you already have a receptionist (or someone doing admin), Cetotherium still helps: we catch and log everything, reply instantly, and do the polite follow-ups, so your receptionist isn’t firefighting all day and can focus on the human stuff that actually needs a person. 

 

This is only one of the many questions we receive - here are the rest. 👇

You can — the tools exist. Cetotherium saves you the time, avoids setup mistakes, and keeps it monitored, reported, and improved so it doesn’t quietly break. ✅
More enquiries get answered, fewer go cold, and more turn into bookings instead of disappearing. You'll see it week by week. 📊
All you'd need to do is pick your channel(s), create/confirm the required tool accounts, then invite access. We send a simple step-by-step checklist to guide you through the process and test everything with you. If anything's confusing or you get stuck, simply email support@cetotherium anytime. ✅
Depends on your volume and what you already have. Email workspace is a small monthly fee, forms are often free/low-cost, and Twilio is pay-as-you-go for calls/texts. We’ll confirm expected costs before you commit. ✅
No - Pete the Plumber was just a stunt double we used for the story😅. Cetotherium works for any business that gets enquires and can lose them through missed calls, slow replies or forgotten follow-ups (clinics, accountants, agencies, legal, trades etc.). ✅
Tool signup usually takes no more than 15 minutes. Once access is granted, most clients go live in ~48 hours (often faster). ⏱️
No. Messages are short, human, and useful. Follow-ups are limited (you choose the cap), and opt-outs are respected. ✅
No “weird chatbot conversations.” It’s a Lead Rescue System: quick acknowledgements, clear next steps, and polite follow-ups. Humans take over when needed. ✅
No. You invite access as a user/collaborator or approve connections. You can remove access anytime. 🔐
We only see messages that go through the business channels connected to the system. For privacy, we recommend a dedicated business number for calls/SMS. ✅
Yes. You can review, edit, and choose the tone before anything goes live — and change it anytime. ✅
We set rules for urgent keywords and complaints so they’re escalated to a human immediately (call/text/email notification). ✅
Great — we plug into what you already use where possible. If something can’t be integrated, we route leads cleanly to it. ✅
No. Cetotherium sits on top of what you already have and improves response + follow-up without ripping everything out. ✅
Yes. You choose the limit (including zero). We set sensible defaults and keep it respectful. ✅
Start with Cetotherium Pilot - it's the discounted, cheaper way to trial our Lead Rescue System on one channel, see the results, then move onto our monthly Core subscription if it’s a fit. ✅
Yes — we keep it privacy-first. We only use the minimum information needed to catch and manage enquiries (e.g., name, contact details, message/enquiry details) inside the business tools you choose. You own the accounts and can remove our access anytime. ✅
Yes, but we strongly recommend a separate business number for privacy and clarity. That way the system only handles business enquiries and you keep personal messages totally separate. ✅ If you want to keep your current number, we can discuss the cleanest options (new business number for new leads, or porting later), and we’ll help you choose the simplest route.
Yes. While our Pilot plan only automates one of your contact methods for 14 days so you can trial Cetotherium at a modest price and our Core plan includes 1 channel by default, you can add more channels anytime as optional add-ons. ➕⚙️

Can't find the exact question you had in mind? 👀

Send it below and we'll sort you out ASAP. ✅

hi there! 👋


Pull up a chair 🪑 and get comfortable BECAUSE IT’S STORY TIME…

 

AND THIS ONE’S LITERALLY ABOUT YOU.

 

(JUST WITH A PLUMBER AS THE STUNT DOUBLE). 📖👀.

​

AND IF YOU ARE A PLUMBER—YOU’RE GONNA FEEL THIS one IN YOUR SOUL 💀💀.

447ADB3B-412F-443F-9C95-E43C96045B4E.png
448f6db3-25c3-460b-9f35-69f4de75d370.png

This is Pete.

 

Pete is a plumber. 🔧🚰

 

Pete is good at fixing leaks……

​

but Pete’s business has a different kind of leak. ☠️

It’s 11:23 AM. Pete’s wedged under a kitchen sink, elbow-deep in someone else’s disaster. 🧎‍♂️🚰😵‍💫


His phone starts ringing. ☎️📳
On the screen:

 

“Unknown number.”


Which, in Pete’s world, usually means one thing:

 

new job.

​

Pete can’t answer. THE GUY'S literally holding a pipe together with one hand. 🫠


So it rings out.


And the caller hears the sweetest sound in modern business:

 

voicemail. 😐

6CFA3806-5970-4E21-A240-24686CA8C63C.png
unnamed.png

Now meet Sarah.

 

Sarah’s ceiling has started doing that annoying drip-drip-drip thing. 💧💧💧

 

She’s not shopping for “the best plumber on Earth.” 🌍

 

She’s shopping for whoever responds first. ⚡ 

10E40E2B-89BF-4987-8CB8-67D10B5212B0.png

Sarah doesn’t leave a voicemail.

​

Not because she’s rude — but because she’s in a hurry.

​

So she taps “back”… and calls the next plumber. 📱➡️☎️

The next plumber answers in two rings. ☎️✅

 

Sarah feels instantly safe.

​

Time booked. Job locked. Deposit paid. 💵🗓️

unnamed (1).png
unnamed (2).png

Pete never even finds out.

​

No notification. No “you missed £___.”

​

Just… silence. 📉

unnamed (3).png

Pete isn’t lazy. Pete isn’t “bad at business.”

​

Pete is just… busy. Like you. Like every decent business owner.

SEE THAT LEAKING PIPE IN THE IMAGE below? 💧

​

THAT'S THE SIGHT OF A CUSTOMER CALLING ANOTHER PLUMBER.📱➡️☎️

​

6FCE5020-5DE6-4403-80CB-FA19FD9139D2.png

That annoying drip-drip-drip 💧 is not water leaking out - that's money and opportunities you're MISSING OUT ON.

​

EVERY MISSED CALL, EVERY UNANSWERED EMAIL, EVERY LATE TEXT...

​

drip...drip...drip...💧into someone else's diary. ⏱️🗓️💷

​

​

now this is where cetotherium comes in. 🐋⚙️

​

NOT TO REPLACE YOU.

​

NOT TO SPAM YOUR CUSTOMERS.

​

JUST TO PLUG that LEAK SO YOUR potential customers DON'T DRIP AWAY WHILE YOU'RE BUSY. 💧🔧✅

unnamed (4).png

next time pete misses a call...

​

the customer gets a text within 60 seconds: 💬⚡

​

not a robotic "thanks for your enquiry" message. 🤖❌

​

a normal human-sounding text that feels like pete.

​

SO INSTEAD OF VANISHING... THE LEAD STAYS ALIVE. 🎣✅

and every call, text, email or online form goes into one clean lead log.📒

​

so nothing "falls through the cracks" ever again.✅

if the customer doesn't book right away, Cetotherium politely follows up.🔁

​

because most customers don't say "no", they just get distracted.

​

and follow-ups are where the money's at.💸

cetotherium doesn't just install the system - we monitor it, maintain it, and make it smarter over time. ⚙️🛠️

​

every week you get a clear summary of:

​

what enquiries came in and where they came from 📞💬✉️📝

​

how fast we responded⏱️

​

how many missed calls/ texts/ emails/ online forms turned into bookings 🛟

​

plus the one improvement we're rolling out next week ✅

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